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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly @ The Irish Times
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Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.

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‘Get in before they change their minds and haul your orse back to jail’
Durée : 6min 23s
My opening line in the Irish oral was ‘Bonjour’. I never really recovered after that
Durée : 6min 45s
‘The judge tells us – in, like, legal language – to shut the fock up’
Durée : 7min 1s
‘We’re not a priority for the vaccine.’ ‘Even though we’re rich?’
Durée : 5min 54s
‘I urge you all – standing here, in the People’s Pork – to remove your masks!’
Durée : 7min 7s
‘Netflix is port of the conspiracy! A form of methadone’
Durée : 6min 31s
‘We can’t just dump all our rubbish in the front gorden, Sorcha'
Durée : 5min 59s
"Wuthering Heights is basically the story of my life"
Durée : 5min 44s
'After a year of being locked up together, we are sick and tired of the sight of each other’
Durée : 6min 13s
‘Have you seen the chemtrails over Foxrock this morning?’
Durée : 6min 28s
‘I know every mork on the floor, the walls and the ceiling of this bor’
Durée : 6min 22s
‘75? What on earth makes you think I’m 75?’
Durée : 6min 53s
‘Honor has been, like, homeschooling me’
Durée : 6min 19s
‘The pressure of being the cool parent ends up being too much’
Durée : 6min 44s
‘Do Dry January? That’s crazy talk’
Durée : 6min 21s
‘I want a Christmas that Tony Holohan would approve of’
Durée : 6min 34s
‘How much moo are we talking – for, like, midnight Mass in, say, Foxrock?’
Durée : 6min 44s
‘One of your Three Wise Men stuck his middle finger up at me’
Durée : 6min 10s
The kitchen smells of rum. Either my old dear is over or Sorcha’s baking a Christmas cake
Durée : 6min 9s
‘I’ve storted a rumour Matt Damon wants to build a house on Coliemore road’
Durée : 6min 23s
‘Honor was walking around with the blond wig and Make America Great Again sweatshirt’
Durée : 5min 51s
‘Where is Flavian Way, anyway? It actually sounds more Glenageary than Dalkey?’
Durée : 6min 45s
‘You can’t end a relationship with someone by climbing out the window’
Durée : 6min 6s
I can hear the old dear’s hysterical voice going, ‘Better men than you have eaten my one-pot stews!’
Durée : 6min 30s
‘Johnny actual Sexton is at the front door’
Durée : 6min 18s
‘Ross,’ the old man goes, ‘I’m afraid I’ve made a dreadful mistake!’
Durée : 6min 2s
‘Oh, right – you’re one of these maskier-than-thou people’
Durée : 6min 12s
‘I’ve never been much of a conversationalist, but I’m on fire with this woman’
Durée : 6min 5s
‘They want us to vacate this place so they can use it as a love shack?’
Durée : 6min 2s
‘I wouldn’t expect an animal to live in that place. And, besides, it’s rented out at the moment’
Durée : 6min 16s
I’ve seen her drink turpentine and still be sober enough for nine holes in Foxrock
Durée : 6min 25s
This is still the Vico Road. Pandemic or no pandemic
Durée : 6min 2s
Your old dear is no scene-stealer... she has sticky-out ears and legs like the William Dorgan Bridge
Durée : 6min 50s
‘I’m going to ask you something,’ Sorcha goes, ‘Have you two been sleeping together?’
Durée : 6min 24s
‘We could be in DeVille’s among people who get where we’re coming from. Literally the Vico Road’
Durée : 6min 45s
We’re not American. This is how people from south Dublin talk?
Durée : 6min 44s
‘I know none of us should be travelling - but Fock it’
Durée : 6min 37s
‘We’ll be eating soup in Drizzle Mór while everyone else is sipping pina coladas’
Durée : 6min 1s
‘You see, the 50-person limit has made Mass tickets a hot commodity’
Durée : 6min 16s
‘That’ll teach him to challenge the Rossmeister to a mickey-swinging contest’
Durée : 6min 37s
‘I’m the same as you. I hate it when other people are good at stuff that I’m not good at’
Durée : 6min 0s
‘We give our children everything they ask for, if that makes us bad parents – guilty as chorged’
Durée : 6min 29s
She saw a goy in a white coat and shouted, ‘Hero!’ And he was like, ‘Er, I work in Kiehl’s’
Durée : 6min 12s
‘We’re having a fancy dress porty and I’m going as the wife of a philanderer’
Durée : 6min 36s
‘Adultery is like getting a dent in a new cor. Once you’ve done it once, it gets easier’
Durée : 6min 56s
‘It’s a shame it took a global pandemic to get Ross to keep it in his trousers’
Durée : 6min 30s
‘Dad, you can shove your offer. I’m going to sit the Leaving Cert’
Durée : 6min 43s
‘I’ve been booking supermorket delivery slots weeks in advance. Then selling them for €70 each’
Durée : 6min 14s
‘Ross, how would you like to make love to a woman with grey hair?’
Durée : 6min 14s
‘Sorcha has an – I think it’s a word – alterior motive for the Zoom call’
Durée : 6min 11s
Joe Wicks goes, ‘That’s our warm-up completed.’ I’m already focked
Durée : 6min 14s
‘We’re not going to eat the banana bread. We’re going to give it to the neighbours’
Durée : 6min 12s
‘We’re fine up here, Ross. I just can’t imagine this thing coming to Foxrock’
Durée : 6min 7s
‘Ross, from this morning, you’re going to be home-schooling Honor.’ I laugh out loud
Durée : 6min 39s
‘The O’Carroll-Kelly Saliva Stakes is the closest thing we have to live sport now’
Durée : 6min 30s
‘Ross, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Your mother is on Tinder’
Durée : 6min 11s
‘I recognise the look instantly. One cheater knows another’
Durée : 6min 27s
‘Samuel Beckett’s a writer. He wrote Waiting for Bobo’
Durée : 6min 28s
‘I just shake my head... The dirty dog. The filthy hypocrite’
Durée : 6min 32s
‘Sold to the man in the Ireland jersey with a bowtie tied around his neck!’
Durée : 6min 29s
‘I want you to flirt with the girl on the reception desk’
Durée : 5min 47s
‘I want this to be as big as the Statue of bloody well Liberty!”’
Durée : 6min 8s
‘Críost on a rothar. It looks like Chorlie Haughey’
Durée : 6min 29s
I hate my father-in-law the same way dogs hate lampposts
Durée : 6min 21s
"You’re a camel hair coat away from being your grandfather, Ro"
Durée : 5min 35s
‘We should have maybe hired a professional jockey’
Durée : 5min 49s
‘Is anyone going to own up to this Kris Kindle? Is this some kind of joke?’
Durée : 5min 47s
‘Ross, you can’t hold a note. I don’t want you embarrassing yourself’
Durée : 5min 49s
‘Goys, does Ronan look like he’s actually in control of that horse?’
Durée : 5min 41s
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘We may need to cuff him when we get to Lapland’
Durée : 6min 21s
‘Tubs sees the boys then and – in fairness – he gives them the benefit of the doubt’
Durée : 6min 30s
'The dude goes, The horse is a maniac. He's the maddest animal I've ever seen'
Durée : 6min 24s
'Oh my God', Honor goes, 'there's a focking horse in the gorden!'
Durée : 5min 59s
'Me and the goys are thinking of buying a horse'
Durée : 6min 22s
‘It’s supposed to be like Quinta do Lago – except outside it’s Ballymahon’
Durée : 6min 8s
"It absolutely kills me to say this, but people hate our kids"
Durée : 5min 48s
‘Munster didn’t beat the All Blacks in 1978. This video proves it’
Durée : 6min 39s
‘No, Sorcha. I’m going to Japan. The team needs me’
Durée : 6min 50s
'All these early morning matches are taking their toll on me'
Durée : 5min 51s
'My meal was served on a 1986 edition of the 01 phone directory'
Durée : 5min 49s
Isn’t everyone wearing a kimono to watch the rugby?
Durée : 6min 16s
‘Munster beat the All Blacks. We’ve all heard the story... but did it really happen?’
Durée : 6min 24s
‘How does another dog plus five grand sound?’
Durée : 6min 10s
‘How dare they leave out the hyphen?’
Durée : 6min 25s
Schmidt Happens: Excerpt Three
Durée : 5min 3s
Schmidt Happens: Excerpt Two
Durée : 10min 33s
Schmidt Happens: Excerpt One
Durée : 9min 50s
As one girl puts it, ‘Send him back to Google in a focking wheelchair’
Durée : 12min 24s
‘The dude pats me down to make sure I’m not packing heat’
Durée : 6min 17s
‘You can’t fire me as a godparent. I resign’
Durée : 5min 54s
A south Dublin borbecue – what could possibly go wrong?
Durée : 6min 30s
‘I wouldn’t be shocked if she was running a meth lab out of her bedroom’
Durée : 5min 42s
‘You found 10 bags of cocaine and you go to the police?’
Durée : 6min 9s
‘It’s coke, Rosser.’ I’m there, ‘Well I knew it wasn’t Shake n’Vac’
Durée : 5min 36s
I’ve tried my best not to love my son any less since he storted wearing glasses
Durée : 5min 42s
Honor has suddenly started to think about environmental issues ... but why?
Durée : 6min 12s
Honor leaves Love Island to admit to driving the cor
Durée : 6min 3s
‘While I hate lying to him, that’s my job as a parent’
Durée : 5min 46s
‘Sorcha says the words that every rugby father dreads’
Durée : 5min 48s
'The Lambo my old man gave Ro is having a strange effect on him'
Durée : 5min 40s

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